The 8 Most Dreaded Astronomy Cliches ...

1) ... a New Window onto the...

2) ... a Multi-Wavelength Study ...

3) ... a Rosetta-Stone for ...

4) ... Numerical Experiment ...

5) ... is like Goulash In a Bag, Being Repulsive Yet Oddly Attractive...

6) ... a Natural Laboratory For Star Formation ...

7) ... VLBI Experiment ...

8) ... It's So Hard To Get Down To The Gestalt Of The Thing...

Take me home.